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The Game (1997)

Who cares what Michael Douglas does on a regular basis anyway? In honor of his birthday, San Francisco banker Nicholas Van Orton (Michael Douglas), a financial genius and a coldhearted loner, receives...

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The Tree of Life (2011)

Beats me what this is even about, but damn does it look pretty! Growing up in the Midwest with two brothers, Jack has always been torn between his mother (Jessica Chastain)’s guidance to approach...

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At Close Range (1986)

How mad at Daddy can you get to the point of where you want to kill him? Reunited with his career criminal father (Christopher Walken) for the first time in years, tough teen Brad Whitewood Jr. (Sean...

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21 Grams (2003)

I don’t know what these people are selling, but I sure as hell don’t want 21 grams of it. Teeehee ’21 Grams’ interweaves several plot lines, around the consequences of a tragic automobile accident....

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The Three Stooges (2012)

Look what you missed out on Jim Carrey, Sean Penn, and Benicio Del Toro. While trying to save their childhood orphanage, Moe (Chris Diamantopoulos), Larry (Sean Hayes), and Curly (Will Sasso)...

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This Must Be The Place (2012)

I guess there comes a time in a rock star’s lives where they realize they need to look for Nazis. Bored and jaded, former rock-star Cheyenne (Sean Penn) decides he needs to confront the Nazi war...

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Gangster Squad (2013)

The most violent game of Cops and Robbers I’ve ever seen played. Sean Penn plays mob king Mickey Cohen, a ruthless gangster who runs the entire city of Los Angeles, including the cops and politicians...

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Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)

Now I know what the ‘B’ in Barcelona stands for now. Yeah, I’m a dirty boy. Two American women named Vicky (Rebecca Hall) and Cristina (Scarlett Johansson) spend a summer in Barcelona to re-connect...

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Mystic River (2003)

At the end of the day, boys will be boys. Sean Devine (Kevin Bacon), Jimmy Markum (Sean Penn), and Dave Boyle (Tim Robbins) were three childhood friends who lost touch over the years, all because of an...

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Being John Malkovich (1999)

If it’s 15 minutes, then sure, give me Malkovich. However, if it’s FOR LIFE, then give me Brad Pitt! Craig Schwartz (John Cusack) is a sad, bored and out-of-work puppeteer that eventually gets tired...

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The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty (2013)

Daydreaming stopped being considered “cool” after fifth grade. Walter Mitty (Ben Stiller) is a quiet, simple and harmless guy who daydreams constantly about wild, unbelievable and over-the-top...

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Fair Game (2010)

Does anybody in the CIA ever smile? Better yet, do anything pleasant whatsoever? Valerie Plame (Naomi Watts) and Joe Wilson (Sean Penn) live a relatively comfy-life together in Washington with their...

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The Gunman (2015)

If you kill, you will be killed. So just don’t kill. There’s really no point. After sniping a well-known figure in a foreign country, international operative Jim (Sean Penn) is forced to change his...

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The Thin Red Line (1998)

The war is a jungle. In this case, literally. It’s slap dab in the middle of WWII, or 1942 to be exact, and needless to say, a lot of lives are being lost. Bus most importantly, a lot of soldier’s...

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U-Turn (1997)

Next time, wait for the rest stop. While on the road to who knows where, Bobby (Sean Penn) has a bit of car trouble and has to pull over into the nearest gas-station/mechanic he can find. Of course,...

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The Indian Runner (1991)

If you’re based off of a Springsteen track, chances are, you may be a little depressing. Frank and Joe Roberts (Viggo Mortensen and David Morse) have been loving and dedicated brothers to one another,...

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The Crossing Guard (1995)

Grief makes you crazy. Literally. After his daughter is killed in a hit-and-run accident, Freddy Gale (Jack Nicholson) is left, unsurprisingly, heartbroken. He drinks a lot, goes berserk, and yeah,...

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Into the Wild (2007)

Run away. Far, far away. And piss off everyone you ever knew. After graduating as a top student at Emory, Christopher McCandless (Emile Hirsch) decides to, essentially, throw any idea of a career away....

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Before Night Falls (2000)

Us writers, and the wild lives we live. Reinaldo Arenas (Javier Bardem) had a hell of a life that never ceased to be filled with energy, excitement, and altogether, tragedy. It started when he was born...

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The Weight of Water (2000)

Yeah, or something. Newspaper photographer Jean Janes (Catherine McCormack) travels to the Isles of Shoals off the New Hampshire coast with her husband Thomas (Sean Penn), an award-winning poet, his...

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